PHYSICALITY: I am a Caucasian female of Eastern Mediterranean extraction standing 55 tall. I measure 30H-26-36, but am otherwise built like a gymnast, lithe and muscular, with thick dark brown hair past my shoulders and clear hazel-brown eyes. PERSONALITY: I am direct, intelligent, and self-motivated. I am an athlete and a woman interested exclusively in low-stress, high-return engagements with like-minded men. I love romance, but have no desire for entanglements. OBJECTIVE: Time spent in mutual enjoyment without artifice or need of nerve on either side, lol - to that end, I personally review all inquiries. Show me we speak the same language and I guarantee cause to celebrate that fluency! GENERAL INQUIRIES:. All emails first receive my auto-reply. READ IT. Shoot espresso. Carbload. Break out the Visine, the HookedOnPhonics. Burpee your way through. Do what you do, but do NOT fail to read the auto-reply. Why you ask? (Wooosahtwitch, twitch, LOL.) Because, Friend, it is my gift to you full of detailed answers to frequently asked questions, a comprehensive explanation of the screening process, photographs*, and relevant links. Furthermore, this email represents ground zero in an efficient system of communication designed to respect my time as well as your own. This is also the first (maybe last, lol) opportunity you get to showcase your own personality. So, don’t let you be the reason we never meet, lol, and look at it as a filter - my homemade search engine (with the exception parameter No. 1 is comportment not cup size, lol). IMPORTANT: A good rule of thumb here is to conduct yourself as you would were you asking the company of someone well known to you and whose good opinion you prize - to borrow from a favorite work, The Hagakure, imagine that [whatever you write, even a single letter] hung on the wall as a scroll by the recipient.
I schedule no later than the day prior to the requested session (this timeline resumes I have already confirmed receipt of screening) and offer both incall and outcall. Please, note that weekday evenings from 5-10PM are available to multi-hour/overnight appointments only.\
