I’m supposed to tell you how highly educated I am, how well traveled, how beautiful, how low volume, how cultured and how amazing. But most of all, I’m supposed to tell you how much I value connection above all else and how you should obviously pick me for all these reasons. (Did I get enough buzzwords in there?!)
Well, how about I don’t do that? What if I eschew convention? What if instead, I just tell the truth?
The truth is, I really did go to an Ivy League school. I’m fresh off a couple years living in the middle-of-nowhere Mexico. With regards to beauty, I’ve been told I resemble a cross between Scarlett Johansson and Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy (remember her?). I am low volume due to a full-time, high pressured career in marketing. I am cultured thanks to parents who exposed me to things like the symphony and art museums when I was just a toddler. Amazing? Well, that’s truly subjective, so I’ll leave it to you to decide.
With respect to connection, yes, I obviously value it, and highly. Very highly. But connection likewise reflects an intangibility. It’s a spark that we may or may not have together. That’s okay. Can’t predict whether we will; although I’m fairly sure you will know if I am the lady for you based on how I’ve chosen to introduce myself here.
So if you are one of those dear souls who not only appreciates but revels in the presence of a self-proclaimed nerd, a sexy klutz with a genuine smile and the integrity to speak the truth…then here, my friend, is where things REALLY start.
I am only in NYC every couple of months so pre-booking is a courtesy I very much appreciate. Needless to say, my availability is extremely limited due to other ventures, so I’m most often unable to accommodate same day requests. If you are interested in scheduling a date, even down the road, I welcome you to get in touch to introduce yourself and pre-screen.
With respect to screening, I will need 2-3 references from ladies you have seen within the past 6 months. I request that you include their contact information as well as a few details about yourself in order to refresh memories (e.g. P411 ID, Twitter handle etc). Please ease the process and provide this information when first reaching out. (Pulling teeth isn’t fun for anyone.) While I have great respect for those new to the hobby, at this time, I do not see gentlemen without references.
Finally, you know the drill. Be appropriate with your communication. Any discussion of certain acts will result in crickets from me.
I look forward to hearing from you! Anticipation is underrated.
