Formally educated in the most selective private institutions and usually dressed in a conservative yet enchantingly figure-hugging — I knew you’d look — dress, I seem so familiar, yet so unattainable. Well, until now…So what’s a girl like me doing here?Underneath my pretty, lithe, and youthful exterior belies a penchant for the special. Like you, I enjoy a good conversation over wine. I’m a literary critic and academic by trade, but nothing makes me happier than making someone laugh. Yet, between the two of us, I can be quite a force to be reckoned with. Perhaps it is my sweet exterior that makes it so much more rebellious, but that’s for you to find out yourself.Come.